enlightenerd

an enlightened nerd. a renaissance geek, if you will. someone who likes the internet but realises there is a real thing called life out there somewhere too.

my boyfriend is an enlightenerd, he codes like crazy but he can cook too!

by rachel wild June 29, 2006

enlighted

The state of spiritual enlightenment achieved thru blinky lights

See www.enlighted.com

by Eightway January 12, 2004

Enlightened Ones

A fictional cult from the novel, "Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah. This cult is lead by John Cronus, a charismatic character who convinces his followers to give up all their worldly possessions and sign their lives over to him. They start a commune in an island away from U.S. law where they are forced to give up their individuality.

"Let that be the last killing. I am tired of it! We are the Enlightened Ones, not the grim reapers. We were meant to evolve. There is still more to live for, but we’ll never know about it unless we do everything we can to stay alive" --"Enlightened Ones" by Lacey Reah

by Justine Bateman May 3, 2013

Age of Enlightenment

An era where unproved theories were questioned, and many ideas were sparked.

The Age of Enlightenment inspired many individuals to get their creative ideas pouring out.

by The Embarker February 23, 2015

Enlightenment

The revealing of Eminem's heartlessness and homosexuality to an Eminem fan. Attainable at www.feminem.com

To attain Enlightenment you must realise that Feminem ain't nuttin'. Nuttin' but a Bitch.

by Anti-Feminem October 4, 2003

Enlightened

Enlightened (n.): A level one achieves during which they can see the beginning and the end; a situation requiring copious amounts of narcotics to reach; becoming frivolously F***ED up

Dude 1: Oh man, that was sooo much! I can believe we did the whole thing!

Dude 2: Yeah man, its makin' me feel....enlightened! The unicorn will take me away!

Dude 1: Onward, towards the power of id release your soul dear friend! Take me with you!!!

by Cazzer548 May 28, 2009

Enlightened Centrist

What political extremists call someone who proposed a reasonable and valid idea or opinions that the extremist cannot argue or refute because the person was right. Instead of opening dialogue about the topic or presenting evidence that disputes the persons the extremists shuts down the conversation by saying that their opinion isn’t valid because it’s “enlightened centrist bullshit.”

In the USA most often used by the progressive extremists in response to any criticism of their ideals, often defended as “morally” correct. Though uncommon, can and is used by conservative extremists in response to criticisms of their ideals, often defended as “tradition.”

Person 1: *valid and logical opinion or arguement*

Person 2: (shit this guy is right but it goes against my narrow and self righteous world view) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST NO ONE CARES

by Goddamnitallmynamesaretaken July 3, 2022