emotional roulette

a potentially lethal game of chance in which participants partake in events that could kill them emotionally.

Person 1: "Hey where's your roomate at?"
Person 2: "Oh, she is at her ex-boyfriends house."
Person 1: "Didn't they break-up like 2 years ago and he's married now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but shes always liked to play emotional roulette."

by Mel Berner January 17, 2009

emotional toilet

someone who you take emotional dump s on.

someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better

that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has

emma:man my life sucks
joey:stop using me as your emotional toilet!
emma:sorry

by ellasocksyourrocks January 23, 2011

emotional stormchaser

Someone who only dates men that have enough emotional baggage to capsize a medium-sized, ocean-going vessel

That guy still isn't over his ex-wife and she's so into him -- that's an emotional stormchaser if I ever saw one.

by supermjr October 10, 2012

emotional blueballs

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...

Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.

by @KO June 25, 2016

Emotion juice

An alcoholic Brady that is so potent that it creates a series of emotions to flow uncontrollably causing bad vibes, black outs, in your boxism, and poor choices. Also known as E&J Brandy.

Billy got in his feelings after drinking emotion juice

by Suckmydick4thacode April 27, 2017

Emotional Detonator

An emotional detonator is a word or multiple words, image or multiple images, video, idea, or perception that causes an explosive and often irrational, emotionally based reaction that renders logic and sound judgment abilities immediately inert.

The media is notorious for using inflammatory headlines, doctored videos, selective and biased reporting as emotional detonators to illicit emotional responses from the ill-informed public.

by Meta PhoriCole May 19, 2017

emotionally cucked

to make someone feel some type of way then immediately turn it around on them to embarrass them

Man1: did you just laugh at that video of a man getting attacked by an alligator?
Man2: dude i barely cracked a smile idk

Man1: ....anyways LOOK AT THIS OTHER FUNNY VIDEO
Man2: dude you just emotionally cucked me you can’t just do that

by cuckycucky October 12, 2017