Emilio Textevez

The name given to your over obnoxious guy friend that only uses his phone for texting. And believes that texting his ex-girlfriend isn't just as bad as calling her.

See also: Gloria Textefan

Ask Emilio Textevez if he's seen my Gatorade?

by techjunkee January 22, 2010

Emilio

A man who praises communism like a god.

You see that man over there. He’s an Emilio

by Fundolf January 12, 2020

Evalion

The name of a youtube channel that belonged to a Nazi, KKK loving Canadian girl. On this channel there were videos such as "Why Hitler Wasn't Evil" and despite her resemblance to a Jewish girl she uploaded one called "How to spot a Jew". She gained attention in May 2016 when LeafyIsHere made a video about her titled "THE MOST RACIST GIRL ON ALL OF YOUTUBE". Thankfully this channel has been recently removed by Youtube so she can no longer spread her ignorance.

Evalion: Another classic way of telling if somebody is a Jew is by looking at their nose. Most Jews have very long curved noses with a hook.
LeafyIsHere: I swear to God this shit is fucking insane, it's just fucking insane period. Like this bitch is legit trying to teach people how to identify Jewish people in public so you can fucking avoid them. She is literally mental.

by youngscrubm8 May 17, 2016

emaliina

A fun,loving girl that will always be your friend. You won't get in fights a lot but don't get on her bad side!! She can also make you laugh and smile even when your down.

Emaliina is so funny!!!!

by The urban dictionary March 12, 2016

Emailogue

Noun. Referring to a series of emails between two or more persons on a topic.

"Please see the emailogue below to get caught up on the planning for the party next week."

by Dawn90265 November 10, 2016

emilio da vinci

sexy ass motherfucker. hot as fuck, much better than the fucker next to me at everything.

emilio da vinci is such a hot ass motherfucker

by nicefuckinghoe December 12, 2016

Emalith

A person with a nice ass, small chest, and a curvy waist. They're typically kinky as fuck but always shy as hell. they have a hard time making friends but everyone adores them. Emalith's can be back stabbing but can also be the most caring and loving person you'll ever meet. they're very clingy and will always hook themselves on you in some way when you're dating them. they love to shower their significant others with hugs and kisses. They take breakups hard but use their friends to get over it. They almost always have someone trying to go for them but they typically don't care. They're lazy and sleep all the time. They love to take naps/ cuddle with people they're close too. Emalith's are artistic and love to express their emotions with painting/ drawing them with other people or even by themselves. they love to make their friends laugh and also give almost anything away if it makes their friend happy. they're very giving and will do almost anything for anyone who asks.

Hey meet my new friend, Emalith!

by ShawtyGiraffe December 26, 2017