the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day
by ezterbro December 19, 2022
Get the election porn mug.Election Twitter (ET) is an autistic Twitter group of nerds obsessed with U.S. elections of the past, present and future.
These faux election scholars are comprised of prepubescent child to young adults just at the drinking age, but none at age where they can express/make competent, logical, and rational thoughts and conclusions about the state of House, Senate, and/or gubernatorial election.
One the Conservative (Con) side of ET one faction supports relatively solid online Republican candidates who will never receive the support of former President Donald Trump for their primaries because they're not in his orbit, and Trump nor his nebulous and shadowy group of "advisors" aren't fully aware of this autistic battle of young political autists against the U.S. government's vast political establishment, and just want revenge in 2024.
The other faction is comprised of young people who support Neoconservative Republicans who would sell the country out for less than a penny, only because those types of Republicans are "more electable" than others because of their obvious establishment support that residents of a congressional district and/or state buy without question. This side of Con ET features coomers who definitely aren't Conservatives as they are teenagers and young adults who lust for subpar female politicians who are twice their ages, and such as lust for older women only makes the deduction of their appetite for MILF pornography more apparent.
These faux election scholars are comprised of prepubescent child to young adults just at the drinking age, but none at age where they can express/make competent, logical, and rational thoughts and conclusions about the state of House, Senate, and/or gubernatorial election.
One the Conservative (Con) side of ET one faction supports relatively solid online Republican candidates who will never receive the support of former President Donald Trump for their primaries because they're not in his orbit, and Trump nor his nebulous and shadowy group of "advisors" aren't fully aware of this autistic battle of young political autists against the U.S. government's vast political establishment, and just want revenge in 2024.
The other faction is comprised of young people who support Neoconservative Republicans who would sell the country out for less than a penny, only because those types of Republicans are "more electable" than others because of their obvious establishment support that residents of a congressional district and/or state buy without question. This side of Con ET features coomers who definitely aren't Conservatives as they are teenagers and young adults who lust for subpar female politicians who are twice their ages, and such as lust for older women only makes the deduction of their appetite for MILF pornography more apparent.
Election Twitter in a nutshell:
Con ET 1: Trump's endorsements are so trash. l really wish he'd stop worrying about his stupid endorsement record. He should have endorsed that random populist guy who is good on political issues with a strong online presence that only barely won the primary because Neoconservative Incumbent sucks.
Con ET 2: Lol. L + ratio. Neoconservative Incumbent is based! Random populist is unhinged and totally unelectable!
Con ET 1: It's a Red Wave election year... In a solid red state/district... And Random populist is really solid on the issues!
Con ET 2: They'll win by +30 instead of +40! Let's keep our more electable politicians and expand our majorities! Populists aren't real conservatives anyway.
Con ET 1: Trump's endorsements are so trash. l really wish he'd stop worrying about his stupid endorsement record. He should have endorsed that random populist guy who is good on political issues with a strong online presence that only barely won the primary because Neoconservative Incumbent sucks.
Con ET 2: Lol. L + ratio. Neoconservative Incumbent is based! Random populist is unhinged and totally unelectable!
Con ET 1: It's a Red Wave election year... In a solid red state/district... And Random populist is really solid on the issues!
Con ET 2: They'll win by +30 instead of +40! Let's keep our more electable politicians and expand our majorities! Populists aren't real conservatives anyway.
by CicholUnlocher July 11, 2022
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An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!
by Now U No October 18, 2020
Get the Election Infection mug.A year when Democrats pretend black lives matter to get votes, then forget about it until the next election.
by Grumpy77 February 3, 2021
Get the ELECTION YEAR mug.As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.
Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
Person B: Really? Why?
Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.
by TheSharpie November 25, 2016
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Get the Election Edging mug.A type of Headline Stress Disorder where an individual suffers from intense social and emotional stress, anxiety, depression, and social resentment during and, depending on the election results, shortly after election season for about a month or two. It is caused by the intense negativity of political campaigns, social media, and the media. Generally, women are more likely to get it than men.
Evan: Marissa has been very anxious and depressed lately for some reason. You wouldn’t happen to know why would you?
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.
Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.
Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.
Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.
Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 April 26, 2021
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