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Pyramids of Egypt

A sex act involving two men and three women in which the dudes high five each other from opposite ends of the sex-train connected by the three girls in the middle. Similar to an Effiel Tower, but with two more girls so it isnt as gay.
Manny and Alec pulled off the Pyramids of Egypt with the three girls they took home from the party.
by lionkiller14 May 18, 2010
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Bumfuck Egypt

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.
For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.
by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004
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Bum-fuck Egypt

Damn! Dude! Your girlfriend lives in the middle of Bum-fuck Egypt!
by Anonymous January 7, 2003
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New Egypt High School

**ABBREVIATION NOT TO BE MISTAKEN WITH NATIONAL ENGLISH HONOR SOCIETY**

9:1 teacher-student ratio - you'll get the help you need... probably

95% graduation rate (somewhat higher than state avg.)

Don't even bother reading the google reviews; they're complete and utter bull-crap. Talk about a lack of diversity within the school itself - the public statistics speak for themselves. This school is infatuated with boasting about its notable former alumni (Snooki, Keith Jones, other D-list celebrities) and athletic awards/recognitions, but fail to notice that it's only mere survivorship bias. Don't like it? Allentown's choice-eligible.

Looking for a great word to describe the school itself? I'll give you one: Yee-yee

NEHS-sympathizers, f̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ let's agree to disagree.
Concerned mother: "New Egypt High School!? Are you s-sure there's no other o-options? *trembling in terror* I want my BABY to be safe from DRUGS and BULLYING an-and..."

Realtor: "Well, there's Allentown High Sch-"
by RecFieldAt4 April 26, 2022
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New Egypt

A town in the geographical center of New Jersey. Despite its being only one to two hours from all of New York City, Philadelphia, Jersey City, and an hour from Trenton, it has a higher goat and horse to people ratio than any other town in Central New Jersey.

Less than fifty percent of the students in the school system actually like the town. All of whom probably have never been out of the town and seen the real world.

Though parents move to the town thinking that its being small will help avoid drugs, this theory is irrefutably complete bullshit. The percentage of students using is just as much as any other school, maybe less when put in comparison to more urban school systems.

The town does not have much to do, but most people(mostly uderaged) spend all their time in town. In most cases, but not all, it is to buy large quantities of pot.

In the center of the town is Oakford Lake. This lake is radioactive, and plays host to ducks with three legs, or two legs and three feet, and two headed frogs. This is not surprising, as parts of the town are built on multiple old toxic waste dump sites.
1. This place is nearly as empty as a New Egypt.

2. After the tornado came through and ripped up all the buildings, the once bustling town had the likeness of New Egypt.
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buttfucksville egypt

a term used to explain the place on earth furthest from any forms of modern civilization. used when you have no cell phone serivce, internet access, so on and so forth
jesus christ, i have no way to check facebook out here, why did we have to camp all the way in buttfucksville egypt?
by the REAL toasty May 12, 2009
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Bum Fucked Egypt

Some arbitrary, far away place.

Note: It should be "Bum Fuck, Egypt", not "Bum Fucked Egypt".
My package is taking forever to get here. They must have sent it through Bum Fuck, Egypt
by Barkeep July 27, 2004
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