egonomics

The study of the (often inverse) relationship between the size of a persons ego and their true worth to society.

He talks about himself all day, but egonomics states no-one would notice if he died.

by Drazyl August 11, 2003

Eggroller

Insulting name for an Asian.

You have some chink ass eyes Eggroller

by Not an Eggroller August 25, 2010

Egotourist

The uber-rich or famous, who visit Africa pretending to see the wild and that they care about the environment, but only stay in 6-Star accommodation in urban areas for fear of not being featured in the newspapers.

Are you sure I'll get media attention if I stay in your hotel? Don't confuse me with an ecotourist. I'm an egotourist.

by Oddbloke August 7, 2008

eat an eggroll

when you get up on your bitch and start eating chinese food.

dayum last night I was eatin an eggroll

by Mr.Unknown May 6, 2004

Eating the Eggroll

When you either suck an asians penis or you eat out an asian girl

Joe I was totally eating the eggroll last night, it was like heaven.

by Black sex panther May 11, 2009

eggroll

The part of the male body that resides between the legs.

Also, a nice Chinese food that has a mixture of meat and vegetables wrapped in a dumpling wrapper.

My eggroll brings girls to tha yard, and they're like
it's better than yours
Damn right
it's better than yours

by Qiao Beauty (^_~) March 5, 2004

egological

Using your ego to guide your mental decisions, usually instead of using common sense.

He is so egological, blowing off a trip to the beach with his best friends to hook up with a random girl.

by Crawsomi September 26, 2009