Edward

Short and a cunt

Has a below average dick

And a lack of pubic hair

Hello edward you are a cunt

by Nugget Jesus May 9, 2016

Edward

to Edward: verb: 1. to devour someone's baby out of their uterus, through their stomach, using mainly one's teeth; 2. to cry constantly and do absolutely nothing of use to the world; 3. to sparkle.

1. Dude, he totally Edwarded that girl's stomach last night. Now she'll never have babies!

2. Ever since his girlfriend broke up with him he's been totally Edwarding.

3. Did you see that sparkly dildo? It Edwards.

by Shenaniganical February 7, 2010

Edward

A Tibetan Warrior Monk

Edward is a Tibetan Monk don’t mess with him

by The Tibetan nun November 25, 2018

Edward

An absolute idiot who is blond and has blue eyes he is extremely socially awkward but thinks he's awesome

I feel bad for him. Must be an edward

by Helllloooooooooo July 11, 2017

Edward

A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.

"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"

by Seven8910 February 6, 2013

Edward

Well, basically, you have a dude that knows a dude, that knows one dude, that sucks. Edward is that dude. Also ruined from Twilight, a book extremely overrated and practically raped by fangirls.
Edward is, indeed, a mere word of fiction that will never exist. Cheers to that.

Edward sparkles in the sunlight.

by NotAZombie. August 18, 2009

Edward

A blond fatty who doesn’t help with a school project if your working with him. Also with the fact he doesn’t do crap he also doesn’t let the other people do work too. Making it so everyone fails because of him. He’s also has autism and he is fricking trash too

Person 1: Edward made us fail our project

Person 2: wow that’s sad
*Edward jumps in*
Edward: I’M GAY

by simrext February 28, 2019