Early barnes

When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford

Did you have a good night out?

Yeah, it was early barnes.

by rtj loco September 26, 2003

Jesus Early

A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.

Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"

by Fete January 10, 2006

early 20s

When your too young to have your life together but old enough to feel like you have to.

"I didn't know what the hell I was doing in my early 20s" -someone who eventually got their shit together

by WiseStranger May 04, 2015

Early Doucet

1) When you take an early morning mini-dump.
2) Also, apparently, an American Football player.

1) Last night's milk and cookies caused an Early Doucet.
2) Wrestled down at the Rams' 24 is Early Doucet.

by Early Doucet Himself November 16, 2011

early night

To go to bed early, especially if someone is tired.

Hey Lee I think you need an early night....

by Dobby101 September 22, 2006

Early release

When a man blows his load first thing in the morning.

I had early release this morning and can't wait for a nooner. I usually start off by rubbing her bean then jump in both feet first.

by JoeyBomm May 27, 2020