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Eyeballed it

banking term; used to describe a situation where you make a guestimate by looking at it (eg. a stack of change or wad of bills) and being precise about the amount.
Dude! That's $536.78.. whoa, I'm right! I totally eyeballed it!!!
by bank n a crack May 4, 2010
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eyeball fucking

When a person looks at your significant other and the intent in the stare is sexual intimacy, oral, dirty thoughts.

Can also be used when one is staring you down in hopes of intimidation. synonymous with mad dogging.
Hey dude, why the hell are you eye ball fucking my chick. Should I leave the room so you can continue staring at my girlfriend.

After the football coach reprimanded the players and made them run a mile, a few of the players began glaring intently at him. In which the coach responded "If you guys keep eyeball fucking me, I will go to your house and donkey punch your mom. Thanks"
by manic cavy March 5, 2009
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eyeball fuck

To stare intently at another person, especially as an indication of hostility.
"Don't you eyeball fuck me, asshole!"
by Kazarp September 8, 2006
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eyeball licker

one who engages in the act of licking their lover's cornea.
by m&m January 25, 2005
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Rusty Eyeball

When a man cums in the reciever's eye, after engaging in anal sex, but leaves little chunks of poop in the reciever's eyeball, making it look like there's rust in their eye.
Guy 1: "So, Kim and I were fucking last night, and she wanted anal. So I gave it to her and I busted a nut right in her eye, and there was a little piece of shit in her eye after that"

Guy 1's friend: "OMG DUDE LOL RUSTY EYEBALL!!"
by K. Blaize February 7, 2009
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eyeball fuckin

When someone is looking at you in a agressive way, someone who is starring at you.
Befor you whoop someones ass you could say
"Why you eyeball fucking me"
by Hevynuts August 4, 2007
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eyeball hug

a show of intimate affection between friends or colleagues. consists of placing one's eyeball on the recipients shoulder and squeezing.
Jordan: Hey queen, how's it going?
Cyndy: Going great my cohort, come hither so I can bestow upon you an eyeball hug!
by bslom October 7, 2021
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