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Ass Expansion Project

The first project initiated by a newlywed wife. All the weight that was lost first to secure a steady relationship, then to look good for the wedding is added back on with a six week time period. After the sixth week the ass grows until the wife starts having to wear sweatpants and elastic pants.
Wow (insert name here)'s ass expansion project is ahead of schedule....Ewww!

note: In mixed company sometimes it is appropriate to use the term "expansion project"
by chosney September 25, 2003
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Expandable friend

The friend who is always left behind. Never gets invited to things ,and is often lonely . Also someone who is always being there for someone but have no one in return
I feel bad for her she's such an expandable friend to everyone
by Doievenknowthemeaning? October 12, 2019
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horizontally expanded

The politically correct way of calling someone fat.
Jon is horizontally expanded.
by Sparky_21 October 15, 2018
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Expadocious

When your good buddy doesn't know what to make their username so they come up with this bullshit
"Fuck my name is Expadocious and i can't change it back"
by FishElbow April 29, 2022
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Whenever one goes on a vacation of any length, the luggage can never fit the same way in the suitcase as it did as one was packing for the trip.
Me: Wow, why can't I fit my clothes in this suitcase like it fit a week ago?

Friend: It's the universal law of luggage expansion, dude!

Me: Ohh yeah, that's right. Forgot!
by Mullenator February 21, 2010
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expanded

When you can’t express the phatness of the booty
That bitch is expanded!!!!
by Digbickpappi January 24, 2019
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expansive

(original meaning)
1. expansive- extensive, deep, complex, not easily seen or understood.

2. expansive- redneck mispronunciation of "expensive"
1.
Senator: The expansive bill passing through the senate will hurt the economy.

2.
Redneck 1: That is one daggum nice truck you got there,
how much d'ya git it for?

Redneck 2: I can't quite remember, but I knows it was expansive!
by BrielThur October 9, 2009
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