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everything'd

to excrete fluid out of every orifice in the human body simultaneously.

For Example, during the 1996 Boston Marathon, winner Uta Pippig everything'd herself.

I hear that during childbirth she everything'd herself.

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Everything I say is a Lie.
Except that.
And that.

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only the best album in the entire world. Written by the amazing Andrew McMahon. its beautiful music for everyone.

"Have you listened to Everything in Transit?"
"yeah man its amazing!"

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it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.

Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...

*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.

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Engaging in sexual experiences with another person and doing everything but penetration. Everything: making out, heavy petting, oral sex, etc.

Omg Sandra... me and Bobby did everything but last night. I told him that I'd go all the way next weekend.

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A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.

Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3

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