Dexter

A Dexter is someone so stupid to the point they think blind people need sign language >:/

Wow- that person is such a Dexter

by Dexter_:/ September 5, 2022

the dextroverse discord

A chaotic cesspool of degeneracy full of wooks, junkies, the homeless, schizos, lolcows, and autists: united only in their fiending for an F tier drug found in over-the-counter cough syrup. A microcosmic glimpse into the lives of society's outcasts - those who slipped through the cracks and are left to rot in the sewage found below. Great community, 10/10 would recommend to a friend.

Hey dude my guy, did you leave the dextroverse discord ™?

Yeah homie... the shenanigans and absolute tomfoolery were too much for my fragile normie mind to handle :(

by stinky pisshole June 16, 2023

Dextronaught

A superhero who explores the world and their mind through the means of drinking large amounts of cough syrup

Troy, Pez, and Kayla are Dextronaughts

by Troy Elliott March 4, 2009

Dexter Jones

The natural and complete evolution of "The Shocker". Consists of "all in the pink, all in the stink" alternating in varying degrees of penetrations-per-minute (PPM). No care is really given for pleasure or otherwise; to the contrary, it's merely performed for bragging rights at a later date.

How to perform the "Dexter Jones":

1. Make a fist. Make sure you tuck ur thumb. It might get in the way as PPMs increase.
2. Pummel at will. It is wise to warn the receiving party for beginners. Intermediate and beyond? Go for the five finger surprise.

Enjoy!

I met this random drunk chick at the club and ended up Dexter Jonesin' her behind the Hess station

by Thee Creator October 23, 2007

anti dexterous

Not skillful in movements especially those involving the hands.

She is anti dexterous therefore she cannot cut correctly with a scissors.

by Blue Chips April 16, 2020

drexting

Text messaging while drunk - drunk texting. Similar to drunk dialing - calling people while drunk.

After a few beers, I was drexting all night.

by Keith Simonsen January 5, 2007

Dexter Manning

The coolest, funniest, sexiest, most awesomest drum-playing, video gaming British guy known to mankind. He's currently a co-star of the Machinima series "Sanity Not Included".

>Hey dude, didja watch last week's episode of Sanity Not Included?
>Ya. When I saw Dexter Manning, I jizzed myself.

by HeyItsAndie April 21, 2011