Hilary duff

A false misconception of what talent is. Shallow, lame, and selfish.

Completely blonde, bottled that is. Multi-millionaire for no reason. Mom and daughter trouble makers. Stage people.

HOAX. No singing talent, or knowledge. No live performances. Ever. Moves like she has a wedgie, and has ants in her bra.

Fans=boys who want to fantasize, but can't access porn. Fans=girls who think everyones jealous, because of their awful beauty. Look up narcissism, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.

Reality TV star fame. Teeny Boppers. Sick men/boys. Fools.

by C February 4, 2004

meat duff

A term coined by Australian sailors for a large piece of red meat (usually a full steak or several slices of roast) that are eaten as a dessert during the main meal of the day.

I just had two serves of meat duff and now I am as full as a WRAN in a maneating contest.

by Irish471 August 25, 2008

Dirty Duff

A Dirty Duff is a sex move inspired by the great Garrett Duffy, the most badass baseball pitcher to ever play for Red Mountain High School. A Dirty Duff is a signature move in which the male shoves a baseball bat into the woman's vagina and then proceeds to throw batting practice to the girl, the girl will swing the bat using the muscles in her pussy and clitoris and hit the ball.This is really a revolutionary form of exercise and can be very beneficial for the woman as it strengthens her pussy muscles and mental toughness. Using this move you really can hit a homerun, no pun intended.

Guy 1:"I saw you leaving school with Mackenzie the other day."

Guy 2: " You know I took her straight home and gave her that Dirty Duff."

Mackenzie:*squirt squirt squirt*

by RMHS Unknown Nigga December 14, 2013

Duffoon

A bad golfer who tries to make up for their lack of skill by attempting to be a comedian, which they are also bad at.

After failing to hit his ball past the women's tee box, the duffoon launched into a failed joke about Tiger Woods, Nancy Pelosi and the 19th hole.

by JuniperMax August 14, 2011

Duffy Boat Regatta

An annual gathering of MBA graduates that results in debauchery, memory loss, and hangovers. This event takes place at various harbors along the Southern California coast, and can be held on one large tiki boat or, more traditionally, on a flotilla of electric powered Duffy Boats.

Wow, I really hope that the pictures from this years Duffy Boat Regatta stay on the Photocircle. Last year, Alex fell into Newport Harbor, and Richard lost his pants.

by Boilergirl March 15, 2015

Duffmeister

this is the name you give to your fat ginger friend who has huge tits

haha, yo dude, you're a duffmeister

by connor holling September 13, 2019

cattle duffer

One who alters the brand on cattle and steals them; a cattle thief who ‘duffs’ the cattle by altering the brand.

10 years ago, we were just a couple of cattle duffers.

by szaki March 5, 2012