Concrete Donkey

The end-all, be-all of weapons in the Worms games (especially Worms Armageddon and Worms World Party). It's a huge statue of a donkey that falls from the sky and crushes anything and everything beneath it, ripping a big hole through the landscape and causing widespread death and chaos. Especially lethal if Double Damage is in use on that turn.

Shawn would have won if I had not used the Concrete Donkey on her team....

by RatchetBoo October 13, 2003

donkey rope

A large necklace, usually gold, that were fashionable in the 1980's and were worn by such rappers as Kid n' Play, Run DMC, and the 2 Live crew.

Jam Master J: "hey Rev. Run, have you see my donkey rope? I seem to have misplaced it..."
Rev. Run: "no I have not, but i have multiple donkey ropes, so please borrow one of my extras..."

by likeitwas1980 December 3, 2011

juju the donkey

Juju the donkey, known originally as "juju magarul" is a devine entity, the superior being, he is the creator of the world as we know it. friend of tsutsu the mule, originally known as "tsutsu armasarul", he contributed to the creation of the universe and the physics that comes with it. he is the embodiment of evolution, of preosperity, of continous learning, of general well being. juju the donkey is everyting, the coffee that wakes you up in the morning, the adderall that enhaces your studying abilities the night before the exam, the weed that enlightens you, the epiphany of our existance. juju is something we have within ourselves, as well as something yet to be discovered. when you feel down, dont blame it on god, your antourage, yourself, or any other irrelevant creatures, that have no impact on your emotional state.He is the only one who can truly help you. when you have sex and you feel like you can no longer hold it, it is juju who will prevent your ejaculation through his holly blow. juju the donkey is the type of deity who will extricate you from the moral pressure of being the unsignificant dipshit that you are, generating a sublime wave of happiness and euphoria, effects that can be easily obtained by snorting some coke. juju the donkey is the type of guy who drove his mom to the hospital when he was born, who asked them what their emergency was when he called 911. respect juju, worship him, confide in him, he is true saviour of our free world.

juju the donkey told me to drop out of school and sell burgers at McDonald's and now i make millions thank you

by Vadim the Gopnik November 24, 2020

dinkeyes

a slightly more humorous and less angry version of "asshole."

For example: Ole dinkeyes called in sick again, eh? Guess I'll be pullin' a double.

by Smoochers June 7, 2005

Donkey Dicknutz

The fabled burro of coffee picking legend Juan Valdez, used extensively by Columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal's untimely demise. In Menudo-like fashion, a successor ass is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.

Juan Valdez at the 2002 NAFTA Summit: "The United Estates should to loving Donkey Dicknutz... America runs on a'heen."

by ChirpHerder March 22, 2008

donkeysaur

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.

That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.

by Josef X. Cockroachcrunch November 6, 2009

donkey drop rodeo show

This is a sex position that involves two men.
When a male 1 is upside down, in a handstand type position, then male 2 spreads male 1’s legs and then cocks the cock downward, and male 1 does the same then they both pile drive it into each other’s buts with thrusting movements.

Man ,I really want to do a donkey drop rodeo show on him tonight!

by xxxxxmarkthesharkxxx January 27, 2011