Douglas Triplett Delight

A Douglas Triplett Delight involves one or more men with hairy testicles, a cantaloupe, and an oscillating floor fan. The men with hairy testicles drape them over the fan whilst eating the cantaloupe allowing the juice to drip down from their chest pubes down to their ball fro allowing the juice to crystallize for a refreshing taste for their lovers after Crotch Rot has taken effect. Warning!! Do not allow your penis and or testicles to come in contact with the blades of the fan for this will hurt with a great deal of pain. Also there are several variations to this position.

Mike bought a Douglas Triplett Delight befor he left for Chicago.

by Feet scruber August 12, 2009

douglas county high school

noun. A wild school with wild people. A normal day at this school includes at least one drug bust, one fight, a sex scandal, and one rap battle. If you visit this school and you don't see any of these things you've done it wrong. Drugs here are 5 dollars everything else is free. Go Tigers

Ex 1: Tyrese- Girl what happened to Shaniqua
Tari- Boi she got busted for prostitution
Tyrese- ain't she 14
Tari- but she go to Douglas county high school
Tyrese- ohhh
Ex 2: Bill- ewww, what's that smell
Tyrese- Nigga that's my weed
Bill- how much
Tyrese- usually 8 bucks, but we at DC so 5
Bill- GO TIGERS

by whorable March 11, 2017

douglas

Douglas is a smart funny and hot guy and he is so sweet and kind he is a dream and he cares about everybody he is the definition of a perfect boyfriend he will treat his girl with respect and he will treat her like his queen he is so awesome and perfect i just cant get over him

girl one: did you hear the Douglas is dating your best friend
girl two: yea she tells me everything
best friend: he is so perfect i love him

by your average tween January 28, 2018

Hairy Douglas

The act in which you blow your load (cum, sperm, jizz, etc) in your bitch's face, then shave your pubes all over her, so it looks like she has a beard.

I gave Mary a Hairy Douglas, and when i was through with her she looked like Chewbacca.

by Peanut2630 July 7, 2008

Jay Douglas

A little punk ass bitch. he is the best friend any hoe could ask for. He is a nincompoop that all the sluts like to manipulate for his rather tiny weenie. Jay will have you in a headlock within 2 seconds, so ya better run you fat son of bitch.

Wow look, its that small-dick stupid man whore

ya i see him, HE IS JAY DOUGLAS

by Lemming19 June 30, 2018

Douglas

a gambit, getting all the girls and all the winnings. high-profile guy with the ability to win the hearts of people by just his personality.

that guy is such a douglas, i'm so goddamn jealous of him.

by catherine artemis June 17, 2009

quaif douglas

its a combination of a queef, a saif and michael douglas from the 1970's movie the china syndrome;
it it the subject of being whipped without getting anything in return

damn, he's driving her around everywhere, what a quaif douglas!

by ohwellbro December 10, 2009