diddle the bean

to rub a women's vagina with ones digits, to the point of orgasm

I diddle the bean so well the girls tell me "I have hands like a surgeon."

by Airline 77 February 29, 2008

diddle daddy

Like a sugar daddy but for underage teens.

Man Emile, I hate high school! I need to find me a diddle daddy to pay my way.

by Swag dog millionaire February 3, 2020

Fat Dudley

A portly, suspenders-wearing, 1936 version of the modern Pom-Pom. A loyal friend of The Homestar Runner.

Fat Dudley: Wob wob wobwob wob wob wob wob wob wob!

by Plitto August 8, 2003

diddle her twat

To touch a vagina in anyway. Ususally takes place while drunk and or stoned. Most diddlers wigle the middle three fingers of their hand around the clit unless you've got a reall saggy one then you can diddle away all over the place.

Guy 1 - I really want to go meet the girl over there.
Gyu 2 - You pussy, just go diddle her twat.

by Goggs July 24, 2008

Doddler

One who delays.

Javan and Leo are the doddlers of our draft.

by League Counsel March 11, 2004

Diddler On The Roof

When a man with a small penis cannot satisfy his partner and chooses to strap on a dildo underneath his penis while penetrating his partner with the strap on he uses his small penis to diddle her clitoris.

I couldn't get Ramona off last night so I had to strap it on and give her the diddler on the roof.

by Icepen15 April 6, 2011

diddle-o

mentally challenged or crazy.

an old London expression for someone either a bit simple or downright psychotic.

often found lurking in re-runs of "The Sweeney" or "Minder"

"Why is that bloke walking round in circles?"

"Dunno, I reckon he's a bit diddle-o"

by Dougal474 October 26, 2006