Draft Board

The system used when a person is going over all of their options before cuffing season.
When youre not quite sure which person you’re going to pursue this coming autumn, you have to go over your draft board.

Tom: bro I made my draft board, but I think someone is going to draft(cuff) my #1 before me.
Chad: That’s why you got the board man, just go on to #2. My draft board is full I have 74 prospects
Tom: bro what.

by coywow September 22, 2022

draft dodger

Someone who is always cold and hates even the slightest draft, breeze, or air conditioning on. Old people tend to become draft dodgers.

My girl is a bonafide draft dodger.

You gots to be kidding me, She told me she was in the Air Force as an Arabic Linguist.

No man, I'm not talking about her military record. I mean, the chick is cold all the time and she runs up my electric bills up all winter.

by SCRhollywood November 23, 2009

Draft dodger

someone who goes to the bathroom or leaves the bar, when it's his/her turn to buy a round.

Dude! how come every time it's your turn to buy a round of beer, you go to the bathroom, play the poker machine, or leave?

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

draft

verb meaning to follow extremely close to the car in front of you at high speeds

Damn this guy is drafting me. Why does he want to get up on my ass

by Rob February 26, 2004

draft

Something females (even in Israel to some extent) get out of by using female sex as a disability.

Women should not be taken seriously until they are subject to the draft.

by someone subject to the draft September 11, 2006

Drafternoon

any time after 12:00pm to start pouring cold ones

My morning has sucked a fat one, I cant wait for the drafternoon.

by sheepyone December 31, 2008

draftsturbate

to masturbate while doing a fantasy football draft

Dennis was so excited to pick Tom Brady he had to draftsturbate

by hammshag August 13, 2010