the downtown school is a tiny ssshithole spiraling down into a pit of despair, despite it being so small there is so much drama that everyone is drowning. there is terrible people and great people and no in between.
by kccarpenter 1010 March 29, 2017

by Captain Dongo March 19, 2009

I downtown tapped a car while parallel parking last night.
Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.
Some bitch downtown tapped my car and now there's a mark on my bumper.
by Pgerber7 April 24, 2014

by Blopnop June 20, 2020

by 6GuysDicks&Thighs August 6, 2016

An amazing place, in an amazing city. Rather small with okay traffic (except during Lakefair!). Tons of hippies, homeless people, crazy people, and druggies. But hey, that's alright. There are great little stores here. Rainy Day Records, Old School and Vic's Pizzeria, and Bayview Thriftway. There is a beautiful lake next to the capitol building, along with a bay. And Mt. Rainer towers in the background.
by Miss Cheesy Bob July 12, 2010

When a divorce occurs and one ex solicits the other for post-marital sexual favors in exchange for commodities.
"Hey Jen, I heard you have a car payment you need help putting towards."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."
"Alright Eric- I'll award you some Downtown Alimony in exchange for money to the car note."
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
