1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.
2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.
2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.
Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."
by phreakdb January 23, 2008
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Douchewick
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The state of being a douchebucket, that is, a douche of such a high order that a bucket, rather than a bag, is required to contain all the douching fluids.
by mommamommamomma June 12, 2009
Get the douchebucketry mug.Douchepocket (noun) A person that is the container of all that is douche. A person that holds allot of doucherie inside of them. Full of douche like a womb. A negative term used to describe a person that is a complete Idiot,prick,moron or asshole.
I carried his bags up three flights of stairs and that douchepocket didn't even say thanks or give me a tip.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
Toby is a douchepocket for promising to clean the dishes and then leaving the chores for someone else to do.
He seemed like a nice guy, but later at the party he turned out to be a total douchepocket.
by Corbinscorner July 5, 2009
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Usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
For example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question" Do schwank off?" Teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. Also the term "Wank-off"(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the U.S.
Also said with a smile to friends as a Russian sounding name.
"Hey Duschwankov wanna play Modern warfare 2?"
Usually and inside joke among people who know the word.
For example a student raises his hand and says the word as a fake question" Do schwank off?" Teacher asks what? student replies with a real question. Also the term "Wank-off"(which means jerk off) is not widely known in the U.S.
Also said with a smile to friends as a Russian sounding name.
"Hey Duschwankov wanna play Modern warfare 2?"
by caspersballs February 13, 2010
Get the Douchewankoff mug.A person in a position of respect or even authority that acutally knows absolutely nothing, is illiterate, incapable of basic problem-solving, and just collects a salary.
Frat boys that drink their way through ivy league and graduate with the vocabulary of a 3rd grader, and go on to assume a position in municipal government. George Bush is a good example of a douchehack.
by stunnedsilence December 29, 2009
Get the Douchehack mug."Did you hear Al Gore is being accused of unwanted sexual contact?" "Yeah, that guy is a doucheficial."
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