a douchenugget

a douchenugget is a chubby white guy who plays basketball who's a douche.

"You're a douchenugget man, pass the ball."

by NikolaiLuvsYou April 19, 2010

Douchenugget

Someone displaying characteristics consistent with being an uptight individual who feels the need to be, at all times, perceived as correct.

Commonly the person is sexless and dissatisfied with their lives.

Yes hussy I made several spelling errors in my post; quit being such a douchenugget.

by teamus tiny April 18, 2009

douchecake

a random word caitlin made up
she has a penis

caitlin eats douchecakes because she likes the taste between her teeth

by tupac August 13, 2004

douchenugget

a word i came up with while i was bored in science class or also describing an asshole or a total DICKFACE

look at joe he's a douchenugget
look at jim he's not a douchenugget he's me

by John Dickface Doe May 26, 2010

doucheturkey

someone who is gay and is a pussy(see pussyitis)

Quentin is a DOUCHETURKEY with pussyitis!

by Aaron Jones BITCH December 8, 2006

douchenugget

Originated by the Pereira's this word refers to someone who is a total douchebag so much that they are a douchenugget.

Sean: Toms such a douchebag
Dan: Yeah, hes a fucking douchenugget

by EpicDan August 22, 2009

Douchequake

when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.

"Hey Jim, how did your window break?"

"Those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake."

by bossk420 February 23, 2009