douchesense

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.

Dude, my douchesense is tingling.

by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011

doucherectomy

When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities

Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.

Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him

by Cebbin December 31, 2013

DoucheKelver

A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person.

Peter is a DoucheKelver.

by Angus R February 21, 2015

Douchepeasant

A person who has no respect your things or your space.

Ty, stop being a douchepeasant.

by _Anonymous._ February 28, 2017

douchelips

a word to describe someone stupid or someone's stupid or gross actions.

that was a pretty douchelips move.
you're a douchelips.

by jaXXX. April 20, 2007

douchelips

a stunned cunt who talks shit

megswiese was being a douchelips towards jackie

by Gemini Nine April 20, 2007

douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009