Douche Nozzle

Anyone that makes you mad.
Someone named Willy.
A cheater.
(Playing Xbox online) You killed me you F***en Douche Nozzle.
by The Darryl October 9, 2008
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senior douche nozzle

1. A guy who is usually of foreign decent that acts like he is the center of the world and treats everyone else a 2nd class citizen.

2. A male who belittles people in a condescending manor to make himself look more important.
look at him being a "senior douche nozzle" in front of those girls
by medicineballer April 2, 2017
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douche nozzle

Oh my god.. Marc is such a douche nozzle that only cares about himself.
by Fancay November 20, 2015
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A description of a guy who is never wrong, full of shit, self absorbed,better than anyone who ever existed and just an overall ass hole. Aka Dan Telese
I know this douche nozzle extraordinaire, he is so annoying I'd rather get my balls stomped on by an elephant than be in the same room with him.
by Douche nozzle 1234 September 28, 2018
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Douche Nozzle

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
by Big Dryp December 12, 2023
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Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.
“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper
by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020
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Douche Nozzle

A mythical three headed beast that exists within a workplace (usually an office) whose sole purpose for being is to verbally abuse and harass their manager, who try as he / she might, can never seem to do enough to stop them from breaking his spirit, day after day after (long and weary) day
On their own, any one of the three parts of a douche nozzle maketh an easily defeatable foe, but when combined (like Voltron), they form a truly unstoppable workplace bully
by Sergeant Boulder August 22, 2011
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