Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011

Doodie Divot

The tender, valley-shaped hole situated directly above ones butthole. Coined by Hodge

My doodie divot is extremely itchy today" or "I have extra fluff in my doodie divot after wearing these new cotton under wear"

by Hodge10 June 20, 2011

Doosie Whacky

A doosie whacky is the name given to a thing when you can't remember it's name.

Check out my new doosie whacky (referring to a fingerless mitten)

Can you pass me that uh... doosie whacky?

by KillerMiller89 October 16, 2011

doodie pooter

a farter that farts with shit.
someone who sharts.

my dog is a doodie pooter.

by katie boo September 11, 2012

Doodie knuckle

Poo stuck in crevices on the knuckle of your finger

I fingered my girlfriends butt and got doodie knuckle

by TexasAcehole March 9, 2020

Doodie sploosh

when you take a shit and the water splashes back up onto your butt

yo i just took the fattest shit in the bathroom and had a doodie sploosh

by ashlikesbeans July 26, 2020

Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.

Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.

by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020