It doesn't matter

Polite thing to say when you've accidentally revealed something that's bothering you.

Used so the other person forgets about it and doesn't worry.

Person 1 - Ah, yesterday was horrible.
Person 2 - Why? What happened?
Person 1 - It doesn't matter.

Person 2 - Cool, I'm going for some chips.

by Milonima October 26, 2014

the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do

It defeats the purpose of the bell, teachers keep students in because they don't care about the students, and want them to keep them in for an "important" reason. Why can't the teacher go over it next time?

Bell: *rings*
Me: *gets out of seet*
Mrs Hooker: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do
Me: Srsly?

by Power476 April 14, 2021

a ring doesn't plug a hole

This is a phrase used when saying that married women sleep around with other males that she is not married to. Just because a woman is married (and has a ring), doesn't mean she doesn't want her hole plugged by someone else.

Friend: Hey, that girl is really cute, but she's married so I can't mess with her.
You: Hey, a ring doesn't plug a hole. Go for it.

by skghskg June 3, 2010

That bro doesn't even lift

An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".

Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."

by CabronDeOz November 3, 2014

George Bush doesn't care about black people

While Bush probably cares the least for blacks, the truth is George Bush dosent care about most people.

Kanye: George Bush doesn't care about black people
crew: no shit but you cant say that on the air.

by Tdowns September 8, 2007

elevator doesn't go to the top floor

this person is not very smart

If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2009

size doesn't matter

A phrase that does no good for Mr. Puniverse. If he were smart he'd have a phrase saying it's better to be small.

New phrase "Quality not Quantity" meaning being a monster with a small penis rather than a wimp with a big one.

by IcyHaku December 2, 2004