cream dodger

A sexual partner who is unwilling to see a blow-job through to orgasm.

Susan gave me a great BJ last night but just when I was about to cum she finished me off with her hand. I wish she wasn't such a cream dodger and let me cum in her mouth.

by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006

Dodrio

It is a kickass pokemon. Looks kind of like an ostrich, but with three heads. Its the evolved form of Doduo, with only 2 heads. It says, acording to summary, it was born after a reaction to some waste-mutation. On it, each of the 3 heads represents Anger, Happiness, and Sadness. Its in fire-Red and other pokemon games.

**Gotcha! Dodrio was caught! Would you like to give your Dodrio a nickname?**

by Rukilvr February 24, 2009

Spongebob Dodecahedronpants

Any person wearing pants shaped like a 12-sided polyhedron.

"I freaked out my mom with my dodecahedronpants. "

"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder

The Dutch rudder taken to its logical conclusion. Where a double Dutch rudder involves two participants, and a TDR involves three, the Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder involves twelve participants standing in a circle. Each participant holds his member with his right hand, and the man to his lefts right elbow with his left hand. By this means each person can move his neighbour's right arm up and down, essentially masturbating him, but without the gayness of touching another man's penis.

Headline in The Sun newspaper; "England football team + referee involved in Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder - still claim football is not gay."

Scott's mum: "Scott, you need help for your Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder addiction."
Scott: "If twelve men ejaculating together is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

by Big Pimp Daddy June 2, 2010

Hot Doerfler

A dry handjob; preferably from an ROTC girl or a very butch female.

"Dude she gave me a Hot Doerfler and then I went back out. Perfect night."

"I hope i can atleast get a Hot Doerfler tonight."

by captain butt hash February 5, 2010

duck dodger

Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.

Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig

Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger

by Winterfresh Gum October 28, 2008

cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008