Dos Pistoles

A rogue group of bad ass mother fuckers raining havoc and good times on the river city and various other locations.

Person 1: Did you hear about that gang jay walking around Richmond?

Person 2: Yeah, that was Dos Pistoles, they're always up to no good.

Where did all the alcohol go? God damn it, Dos Pistoles Strikes again!

Why did that guy just chug my drink and jump off the bar stool screaming Dos?

by Dos! October 27, 2010

Dos Shittos

Having to take a shit immediately after you just took one. This usually happens once you are done wiping your ass, pulling your pants up and washing your hands. Dos = two in Spanish. Shittos = slang plural for shits.

"I thought I was safe, but then I got an attack of Dos Shittos!"

by Fagrodamus February 2, 2015

dos culos

Happier than a faggot with two assholes.

After I told Dad the good news, he asked me if I was "dos culos??"

by J4 August 18, 2003

dos equis

A girl under the age of 21 in the club. Usually given the mark of an "X" on both hands in permanent marker to signify they are not old enough to drink.

"Bro the last girl you dated was old enough to be your mom, so tonight we're gonna go out drink some beers, and get you a dos equis."

"I dont always date young girls, but when i do, i prefer dos equis"

by Jay Edward October 8, 2011

dos bigotes

spanish for "two mustaches" but also a slang term for playing golf

Hey let's go down to the drving range for some dos bigotes.

by Hey Sixman May 7, 2005

Dos Equis

A dos equis is said to occur when two incredibly attractive women, either together or coincidentally, stand within three feet of each other, rendering any straight male within one hundred feet speechless.

XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.

Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.

Don't look now, Geoffrey Starkleton, but there's a dos equis right behind you!

Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.

Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.

My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.

The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.

by DPaptG February 6, 2010

Dos Chestas

When you find two treasure chests in the same location while playing Fortnite

Bruh, I found dos chestas inside the house!

by Charlestas May 23, 2018