Purple Dishwasher Monkey

Useful Insult, particulary useful when a slur of any kind will get you into deep !%#% (like when you are talking to someone of another race/creed/religion/sex)
If the person takes offense and reports you they will "just look a bit mad".

Annoying useless whinger: "You have no taste, not even a dog would go out with you" OR "You wanker, arsehole, drug pushing pimp, skank"
You: "Shut-up you Purple Dishwasher Monkey"
Annoying useless whinger: "I hate you... (thinking) how dare you call me that... (thinking really hard, you have left by now)... what did they say?"

by well read March 25, 2005

Dishwasher

a) A machine into which dirty cutlery and plates are put, along with salt and a tablet, to spray the dirty things with jets of water.

b) a woman

Who do you hit to get a broken dishwasher working again?

Her face!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Dishwasher

A women

a women is a dishwasher

by women ae bad January 23, 2019

Dishwasher

Women who belong in the kitchen. This is a common name to use instead of using their real name. This degrades the woman, showing her place in the world, in the kitchen making your sandwich.

"Hey dishwasher, go make yourself useful and make me a sandwich."

by True_Gamer69 December 17, 2019

dishwasher titty

the type of boob that is saggy as hell

talias nipple dishwasher titty

by serkgk May 16, 2018

Dispatchers burque

fatty desperate lazy

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.

by Abc123FuckOff May 26, 2019

dishwater diarrhea

When you fake having diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

Eileen told Norm she had dishwater diarrhea after dinner to get out of doing the dishes.

by Senor Bunluv June 1, 2021