9mm Discount

To obtain an item for free by way of jamming a handgun in the owner's face.

"How did you pay for that TV?"
"I took the 9mm Discount."

by OccamsChainsaw September 20, 2011

discount felcher

Being paid to felch and then spit all of the depositor's material back into his mouth, but instead of performing the service, the felcher swallows most of the said material.

Boy, that gray-haired dude from Long Island's in a heap of trouble; that gay bartender wants his head for being a discount felcher.

by Half Full September 3, 2010

Citizen's Discount

-noun: a form of shoplifting in which:
1: an item's price tag is replaced with the price tag of a less expensive item, or
2: an item is lifted during the legitimate purchase of other (usually very inexpensive) items, thus avoiding suspicion

I went down to Wally World and got my citizen's discount at the self checkout line.

by Rude Raven May 5, 2008

hindu discount

After spend hours with an east indian family who are buying things for their home you give them the total of 12,000 dollars, to which they reply "I will give you 2000". So all the time you spent with them is not wasted you knock off a hundred or two dollars off the total to make the sale.

After spending all afternoon with them I finally had to give them a Hindu Discount just to make the sale.

by Randy Smith October 27, 2007

Discount Floozy

A discount hooker/escort. (Male or female)

"Damn! They got discount floozys for 75 cents an hour!"

by That dude tho October 1, 2019

apply the discount

To excuse or accommodate the shortcomings of another person based on prior knowledge of said shortcomings and an acceptance that they are a part of the person’s personality and will not change. The sense is applying a discount to shopworn or damaged merchandise.

Aren’t you annoyed by John always showing up late?

No I just apply the discount.

by Sad Hatter July 18, 2021

gutenberg discount

Price tag swapping, placing a lower priced item's price tag on a more expensive item in order to purchase the expensive item at a cheaper price. Named for the Gutenberg printing press, the first printing press with moveable type. This is considered shoplifting and will be prosecuted as such if discovered.got

The sole reason to use self-checkout is to score a Gutenberg discount.

Abby: "How did you afford those steaks? They cost twice your food allowance."
Benny: "Swapped the price sticker with a manager's special, got myself a Gutenberg discount."

by Terran Shaman December 7, 2018