Dirking

1. Going to a work or school cafeteria to drink free coffee instead of working
2. Drinking coffee from a machine marked 'staff only' when you are obviously not staff.

Gary: Hey Andy, shall we go dirking during this next budget presentation?
Andy: Why not? They'll never believe we don't work here.

by Gareth Hall April 18, 2008

darzi

DArzi can be used as an insult, it stands for a moronic small little idiot who cannot read well.

"oh your such a darzi"

by TO THE MAX March 4, 2005

Dirtinhole

A friggin awesome word made up by 3 people. The best damn word ever.

When you push a black guy down the stairs.....

I dirtinholed that guy down the stairs.

by Patrick Paterson April 3, 2008

dirties

In Coquitlam B.C., we call a girl who's, not so clean, and usually very easy, a dirty.

Hey Chris pounded two dirties in my livingroom last night.

by Turkey_Dinner August 28, 2006

dirify

To make text all lowercase and convert spaces to underscores.

i_have_been_dirified_fo_shizzle

by pau October 9, 2003

Dirkie Pan

The act of consuming an irresponsible amount of alcohol and showing of the genitals.

He went "dirkie pan" last night.

by Snowmuffles August 24, 2009

Dizinecha

A common European word used to describe huge, arse fucking tits.

"Holy fuck dude, turn around" - Dude #1

"Why? Is it Sophie again. Fucking b-" Dude #2

"No, NO. Dude. Just turn around.." - Dude #1

(Dude #2 turns around)

"HOLY FUCK. DOSE BOOBS MATE, THEY ARE FUCKING DIZINECHA" - Dude #2

"I know. Let's ask if we can squeeze them." - Dude #1

by Mrs. Doubtful September 23, 2013