dumbledork

a person with wrinkles and an enormous nose. they like chemistry, but are failing PE.

You dumbledork!

by poniterd February 19, 2009

Dumbledore Dick

A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.

Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.

by TheElderOne October 17, 2011

Albus Dumbledore

A Gay Wizard.

Harry ' Ron have you seen my wizards sleeve?'
Ron 'I hear, Albus Dumbledore has got a pretty big wizards sleeve.'
Harry ' How do you know?'
Ron ' I'm in it now!'

by clammy hands July 22, 2009

Dumbledore

To be gay. IE The act of being gay.

Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so dumbledore.

Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!

Andre: Why?

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

dumbledore's lumberjacks

An elite group of talented individuals dedicated to the pursuit of fightiing the evil lord voldemort and voldytrees using the power of the jedi, legos, pancakes and nonnative tree chopping superskills!

"ALAS, here beith and evil voldytree of doom! what is there to do! i might as well wait for me imminent doom to come to me. BUT WAIT! i can entrust the death of this evil voldytree with the sacred group of dumbledore's lumberjacks! by george, i know they'll take care of this wretched tree with there fabulous jedi and wizarding powers! and why'll theyre at it im just sure they'll build me a lego castle along with some fresh pancakes to fufill my hungerment needs and desires!"

by supreme overlord lumberjack November 28, 2007

dumbledored

Getting one actor confused with another when seeing them in a movie or show, orginated when people saw Ian McKellan as Gandalf and insistently said "Hey, it's Dumbledore!" and were humiliated when proven wrong.

Seeing Jon Favreau and thinking it's Greg Grunberg and when proven wrong say "D'oh! I got Dumbledored"

by pricklepants July 7, 2015

Dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thinks he is the puppet master.

Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys

Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)

AKA Dumbledoofus.

Wow, Dumbledore sure was a jerk for making Harry move in with the Dursleys.

by MetallicGirl June 8, 2018