dildo

a sex toy that varies in size, shape, and color that can be used by the female to pleasure herself when she cannot get it from a person.

My dildo is hot pink and has 3 different settings!

by pimpette January 11, 2005

Dildo

The rubber dick your girlfriend has resorted to using cuz that thing you call a dick can't even reach.

The feel of rubber dildos in my pussy is almost orgasmic!

by Dildos4FreeLolz October 17, 2008

Dildo

An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick

God dylan you're such a dildo XD

by Emma XD February 8, 2018

Dildo

Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.

Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?

Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo

by tidepodsupyaass April 26, 2021

dildo

Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.

"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."

by loujx December 9, 2007

DILDO

Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.

"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."

by Cackbag March 17, 2014

Dildo

A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.

Melody stop being such a dildo!

by Jiggleypuff96 April 18, 2018