Kickstartocracy

A form of government which cuts the middleman in politics the way Kickstarter does in publishing, wherein instead of voting for a politician, the voters receive a certain amount of "voting money" which they can spend on various policies trying to get them "funded". The result is a custom politician - a political platform consisting of the sum of voter preferences.

Can be turned into a meritocracy if in addition to a fixed amount of "voting money" all voters receive, bonus "voting money" can be earned by, say, completing quizzes which test political awareness.

Kickstartocracy is the best form of government among those that haven't been tried.

by Maurog October 16, 2012

dick-start

To wake up from morning sex. Especially if the person has trouble getting out of bed in the morning.

Katie Whitney needs her daily dick-start to get out of bed.

by Sky Hot June 13, 2019

Dickstacted

Dickstracted.distacted by a fine girl.

That fool got dickstacted and left us.

by Motaknova817 April 3, 2020

Dickssert

Having dick for dessert. Or after meal blow job.

Do you want some ice cream for dessert?
No, but I'll take some dickssert.

by Nokto June 28, 2015

Dickster

A real asshole of a cat.

The Dickster can also be a sweetheart

by Log1rt December 25, 2018

DICKFARTER

Dickfarter, someone who farts on a mans dick for fun or guilty pleasure

"That woman is a dickfarter, she farted on my dick"

by SteakSammich January 14, 2021

Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.

“ of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”

by Napp23 March 10, 2021