No skin off my dick

Basically says "This does not concern me."

John: Hey can I borrow your history book?
Bob: Hell no bitch
John: But I'm going to fail my history test!
Bob: No skin off my dick

by borat412 October 12, 2010

Get off my dick

stop following me, get out of my hair

jared: hi bob, u look so cool today!

Bob: get off my dick and get a life!

by Double D1021 December 6, 2014

can you hop off my dick

Can you stop bugging me

Clean your room

No can you hop off my dick

by Big Miami March 6, 2017

Get off my dick

A sarcastic way of telling someone to worry about themselves not you

Somebody: why do you say shit like that

Me: GET OFF MY DICK

by New gen slang September 12, 2019

off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

by chanelish February 11, 2019

get off my dick

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".

"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick

by Profficial January 7, 2010

Hop Off My Dick

Used by Cadet Lane and others, this is a phrase used to tell a College Cadet to “Fuck off” or “get off my case”

“Put your cover on” -College Cadet
“Hop off my dick.” -Academy Cadet/ Lane

by Hop off my dick! October 15, 2018