Geopreference Disorder

When some chick/guy that you want to screw/date that lives in the same town as you. They find you unattractive compared to another guy/girl that has the same looks, traits, money, etc. but are more than willing to become friends because they are 'from away'.
Guy: Hey I've known you for quite sometime and he have some good times together, do you want to go out on a date?

Girl: No, I don't think so. Oh! That reminds me! John has the same exact car you do, and you both look so much alike, and he just moved here from New York City. We're going out tonight! He's so hot!

Guy: I hate sluts with Geopreference Disorder!
by StonemanPete17 August 17, 2010
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Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder

Aftehnsmuchen is a psychiatric disorder that can occur in people who have eaten rotten cat brain cells.
Will was sent to psychotherapy after being diagnosed with Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder.
by tgayg February 26, 2019
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wow disorder

1. having or displaying signs of an obsession with world of warcraft or WoW.
2. An irresistible impulse to play WoW, regardless of the rationality of the motivation.
3. the state of being enslaved to the habit or practice of playing WoW so intensely that it's psychologically or physically habit-forming.
4. Any combination of the above combined with the reduced interest in sex, food, or other social activities and a sudden interest in Chuck Norris jokes.
That guy at work is suffering from wow disorder.
by CoreyG January 06, 2008
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Lycanthropic Disorder

This is a disorder when someone believes that they are a werewolf. Even though they will not change into one, they still pretend to go threw it as if they were becoming a werewolf. They can be violent and harmful, just as if they had become a werewolf.
It would suck to be around these people on the night of a full moon.
by lunar shadows August 25, 2004
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cellular disorder

The inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. Curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control.
Get off the road bitch. You shouldn't be driving if you have a cellular disorder.
by Claude ReManes April 27, 2011
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Alexia Disorder

Amazing.Loving.Exciting.Xany.Intelligent.Adventurous, or also commonly called Alexia disorder is one of the rarest disorders on this planet. There are only few people known with this disorder. That makes them one of the most unique people on this earth.
People with this disorder are often described as selfless, and outgoing. Take it from me thy put up with all of peoples bullshit but at the end of the day people with this disorder always come back forgiving and giving second chances. People with this disorder always put people before themselves no matter how much it will hurt them. That must be why everyone loves people with this disorder. As stated from an anonymous person, “I’m very happy I got to meet someone with this disorder! They were always there for me when I needed them they’re just an overall amazing person” (Anonymous).
That chic with the alexia disorder is fine I’d hit her up any day.
by Gameplay June 13, 2021
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Ded disorder

“Yo bro why u talking about your shoes like that.”said makhi “idk they suffer from ded disorder.” said jams
by Makhi aka draco November 18, 2021
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