dew the dew

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by LOLcatqe July 26, 2016

Dew Sluts

Trick-ass bitches that be bumming dew off a nigga

I brought a whole flat of Dew, nigga, and you tricks stole all of it. Fuckin' Dew Sluts.

by Mountain Dew Provida February 21, 2009

dew rag

In the black community, a type of tight-fitting skull cap in black with a legionnaire flap on the back; thug apparel.

Shi'Thead had a rainbow colored dew rag and became the talk of the block.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005

dew neh low mo

An ancient vulgar Japanese/Chinese swear expression used very derogatorily with a meaning roughly..."you stinking motherless whore" or "up your mother's..."

Paul : "You'll leave the office when your work is done and not before!"

Choy: "dew neh low mo" (said under her breath....)

by Josef Gramsci April 29, 2008

dew fuel

Some how the screwed up people at pepsico got it into their head that mountain dew didn't have enough caffeine and decided to further increase the caffien and sugar content to create a super drink that when ingested in vast quantities will give you super strength, massive alertness, uncontrollable seizures and and within 2 hours withdrawl symptoms forcing a user, weak of mind to return to comsumption to stop the soul quivering shaking and feeling icy cold one moment and the next your in the bowels of hell eating tobasco sauce off of molten brimstone!! it is a truly evil drink and many consprisects beleive it prolonged exposure to render you under the control of pepsi and using your massive strength and unwavering consentration to eliminate coca-cola and innocent and undeserving company.

person 1; i just bought a 24 pack of this dew fuel whats it like?
person 2; (CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK) (FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ) (GULLP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP ETC..) IM BAT MAN AWAY!!!!! *CRASHES through 16 floors of apartments* mmm what was that uh well AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by waldobillybob September 19, 2006

dew point average

the dew and barometric pressure of the humidity on and around your balls and asshole. (grundle)

Man, my dew point is about 100% right now. It's like a rain forest down there.

by twsamuels May 13, 2005

dew id

different spelling for "do it" but to emphasize the command.

Friend: Yo man, I really wanna talk to dat shorty.

You: Dew id!

by ocguy71 April 25, 2010