pull a destiel

when a show, movie, or other piece of media hints at a character having romantic feelings for another character of the same sex only for one of the characters to come out/confess their feelings and immediately die. Inspired by the series finale of the show, Supernatural, where the character Castiel confessed his love to his friend, Dean, only to get sent to "super hell" right after. Also under the bury your gays trope.

Person A: OMG Byler is totally going to be confirmed canon in season 5 of Stranger Things!
Person B: Nah, they're totally gonna pull a Destiel and kill off Will.
Person A: Shut Up!

by bluewig517 August 25, 2022

Destefanis sundae swirl

1. when a girl inserts an icicle into her anus, and removes it so that the icicle is covered in a chocolate swirl to be used as a fudgesicle for her man
2. the resulting fudgesicle from such an act

There's nothing like a Destefanis sundae swirl on a hot, summer day.

by Juanito Perro April 7, 2010

desteny

Something that governs the lives of some but to the wise we know we make ouwr own desteny

their is no fate but what we make ourown

by Solid Dragon December 20, 2003

Deteeth

To remove someone's dentures by having them bite down on your dick, then pulling your dick out of their mouth along with their dentures.

"Edward told Granny K to bite down hard so he could deteeth her before she gave him a gum job."

by grape_catAg April 16, 2015

Dester Dick

It's a unit of measurement based on Dester's dick. Yes, an actual person's penis length. It is somewhere between 21 and 30 centimeters.

Royland: "Yo, man. Your burger is frickin' huge! How big is it?"

Tomithy: "Man, I'm eatin' a fuckin' Dester Dick! How big do you think it is? I'll be eatin' it for two days!"

by Juicy Bunny Boo October 19, 2011

destefano

Any older model Ford Mustang that sounds, mean, looks mean, but is actually very slow.

My Blazer could take him in the quarter, he's got a destefano.

by G. Hootlanger April 16, 2004

Dustee

If you don't have a Dustee in your life. You should wish that you did. Dustee's are so caring and loving. She likes to copy after others, but learns to do her own things. She has a great sense of humour, but doesn't like dark humour. She can be scary, and even down right creepy. But she always feels bad if she scared you. She is the one that forgives, but secretly never forgets. They love math, or just school subjects in general. They like to have fun but will set boundaries. She is smart, and talented.

Person 1: bro! Is that Dustee?
Person 2: yeah, I heard she won the spelling bee, and is in math counts
Person 1: think she'll do my homework?
Person 2: nah, she has boundaries

by That one girl online December 1, 2019