desiree

When a girl is getting her asshole fingered by a male, thinks she's about to climax, and then full out shits all over the man's hand.

Mac: "Bro, I was fingering my girl Hayle last night...guess what she did!?"

Nick: "Uh...did she desiree you?"

Mac: "YEA! She shit all over my hand bro!"

by BLAZNTIMBERWOLF October 7, 2012

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very hot attractive and chooses the best boy to date

man Desiree is so smart with her bfs

by coolieisthebest April 24, 2019

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Desirees are usually always unique. They can be weird and different. Usually, grow up to be a teacher of a foreign language. Has a hard time finding love. When she finds it she knows. Once she gets engaged gets married immediately.

Usually, the last name starts with a B, P, or L.

Do you like our new classics teacher Desiree.
Yes she is amazing.

by hasjhasjasbv November 10, 2019

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An instigator and manipulator. Charming at first, but lusts for drama in any situation.

Oh my god, what a fuckin desiree move.

Only a desiree would be that mean.

by Amber's boy February 22, 2009

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1. name usually given to a stripper
2. name given to an infant desetined to be a stripper
3. universal word for ho.

"yeah, desiree was doin what desiree's do best."
"i'm gonna name it desiree! because she looks like she will end up on the street and have to turn to a pimp in order to live!"
"yous a desiree"

by hellachunk October 29, 2007

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