Derping

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

Derpies

When your crabs have herpes.

Oh man that dude has a horrid case of derpies.

by LIONwho April 14, 2011

Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

by Dalektic December 3, 2020

Herpa-Derpies

A serious case of STS: Sexually Transmitted Stupid.

I heard Mary got drunk and had sex with her ex-boyfriend last night!" "Yeah, she has a bad case of herpa-derpies.

by funthatburns March 2, 2011

derline

The brief nanosecond of time that passes when, years from now, Kevin Federline has a moment of clarity after nights upon nights of drinking and ignoring wife Britney Spears.

Kevin woke up hung over, wondering where Britney gone, only to remember a derline later she divorced him six years previously.

by PrimeCoordinator August 31, 2005