Damn, hopping on Tren is making me wanna derk my shmerk!
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
Just rinsed 500 dollars on plinko balls, pondering derking my shmerk now
by astro648 July 5, 2024
Get the derk my shmerkmug. This absolute gay man roams the streets at night, he multiplies by raping you and nests only at gay peoples homes, children's hospitals, and brualios house. He looks just like us. He hides in plain sight but one way to distinguish a derk is by their name, most go by derek the smarter one's "Big D."
by sexiest nigger October 20, 2022
Get the Derkmug. 
person a: Hey do you know who Derk is?
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
person b: Yeah their bed stinks very badly and I heard they abuse their cat.
by Pepperiscute June 5, 2021
Get the Derkmug. very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
Get the derk merkmug. 
by LADITIONER FOREVER 123 June 15, 2018
Get the Derkmug.