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Least Attractive Denominator (Lad)

The least attractive denominator (lad) is a phenomenon that occurs on dating profiles, where the least attractive person pictured in each group photo is the owner of the dating profile.
Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.
by Hankhillspropane December 25, 2019
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deploma

A deliberate misspelling of the word “diploma”. Credit is due to Sudbury, Ontario’s most famous online personality @Ryan_Lever. Ryan created a LinkedIn profile outlining his educational and professional accomplishments. In that profile he proudly announced he had received a “Grade 12 Deploma” from “white pines c&v”.

Used in the context of pointing out a braggart’s unintentional misspelling of a word. Also frequently used as a hashtag, #deploma , in a reply on Twitter after properly spelling the word.
Twitter post: “Gretchen’s face is red as a tamatoe!”, followed by a quote reply of *tomato #deploma
by Harry_Ballzak July 16, 2018
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zero in the denominator

The existance of this definition falsifies it.
sin(pi/3)/0 = undefined
by Vamsi March 30, 2005
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Slowest Common Denominator

The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.
1st guy) Why is this traffic moving so slow.
2nd guy) There's a guy ahead of us that is driving the exact speed limit.
1st guy) He's the slowest common denominator
by escyr July 12, 2012
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depooped

This is quite an amazing word. It offers so much in so little. The definition is, "to be relieved from a state of exhaustion." The amazing characteristics of it are...
1. It is an anagram.
2. There are 2 of each letter in it. (2 d's, 2 e's, 2 p's, 2 o's)
3. The d's are simply rotated p's.
4. There ratio of consonants to vowels is 1:1.
5. Each letter can be paired in the alphabet with another. D precedes E in the alphabet while O precedes P.
Another amazing thing about this word is that it was thought of while pooping. Make it part of your everyday conversation.
After drinking 221 cans of Mountain Dew, I'm depooped.
by (sic) March 19, 2005
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Denom

Derived from "denominator," denom, aka de to the nom, is the hip and radical way to identify the bottom term in a fraction.
"Wow, this fraction is ugly." "Just multiply the top and bottom by the denom, duh."
by anonymous5000 November 20, 2009
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depontisate

To throw off a bridge, as in a person. (verb)

The etymology of defenestrate is such that the root, fenestra, comes from the latin word fenestra, which means "window". Defenestrate, therefore, pretty much means de-window-ate. If you dewindowate someone, what are you doing to them?
The latin word for bridge is pontis. To debridgeate someone, you need only depontisate them.
If you were to jump off a bridge and depontisate yourself, you would be committing suicide via death by autodepontization.
by ButterWang July 5, 2007
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