Dense Breast

When dem titties be hard

Dem some dense breasts.

by krimsonnazi November 20, 2016

dense breast

A heavy and thick boob. Urban myth has it that the tit can be used as a weapon.

Last night, I got a black eye from her dense breast @ the strip club.

by yes juanito yes September 30, 2016

Dense Breast

A condition where breast tissue is composed of glands, ducts, and supporting tissue as opposed to fatty tissue. This type of tissue makes it difficult to read mammograms. It is normal for many women, but often means that mammograms need further testing.

Only a doctor should make the determination of dense breast due to the importance of properly reading mammograms.

The doctor asked for further mammogram testing due to dense breast tissue. But he said it is probably normal.

by spider_nole December 7, 2016

Dense Cabbage

Rare insult

“Shut up you dense cabbage

by That Dense Cabbage Guy December 16, 2021

Dense-fog

People who go around calling others snowflakes and sheep. They follow every command of certain leaders who lie about being religious and speak in simple short sentences because that is all they can grasp. When one of their leaders does something wrong they are easily tricked into believing it is fake news. (Which is actually the real definition of sheep - blind followers who believe any lie they are being told without any attempt to verify the truth.) They get very irrate and angry when people post opposing political jokes. When they post their political jokes they call everyone who doesn't find them funny, sheep and snowflakes. Not ever seeing for even a second that by their definition, they themselves, would also have to be snowflakes and sheep.

The Dense-Fog people that are all dressed the same, driving the same cars, thinking and acting the same, with the same likes and dislikes are calling everyone who researches actual facts and thinks for themselves -- sheep and snowflakes again.

by YepItsMeBabee March 20, 2021

Dense Breast

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.

Havent seen my girl in awhile, i know she's up to something she's got those dense breasts.

by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016

Dense Potato

When someone makes a Stupid af comment.
Kinda like a dense motherfucker, but only for a second.

Like a brain fart, but on steroidas.
The Giphy shown represents your brain during a dense

potato moment.

Jay (while on the phone with Johnny): hey Johnny, do you have your Phone?
Johnny: you dense potato. how do you think I am calling you?
Jay: oh frick nvm i'm stupid lol.

You if you typed 'any word' into the search bar.

by MR.kraz74 October 6, 2019