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Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.
Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"
by Souper Rare October 13, 2023
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Least Attractive Denominator (Lad)

The least attractive denominator (lad) is a phenomenon that occurs on dating profiles, where the least attractive person pictured in each group photo is the owner of the dating profile.
Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.
by Hankhillspropane December 25, 2019
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King Abouku Demoli

A character acted by King Clifton. He is very handsome. He is also a billionaire. King Abouku Demoli fought two bears and 2 lions at the same time. He has 6 wives and twelve kids. He is The king of the seven continents
KING ABOUKU Demoli OF THE SEVEN CONTINENTS
by Homelessgun November 13, 2020
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Denali

what the alaskan natives call mt. mckinley. or

Loving, spunky, energetic person or animal. She will make you fall in love with her.
Denali just came over to hug me as I walked in the door.(to show love and affection)
by denalilove6 February 6, 2010
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denali

1. A mountain in Alaska, the highest in North America, also known as Mt. McKinley. Denali is the Native American name for the mountain.

2. A luxury version of the GMC Yukon, made to compete with the Cadillac Escalade. And it would win too, if they would make the Vortec 8100 engine optional on it.
I drove my Denali up to Alaska and climbed Denali.
by A Pissed Off Person January 27, 2005
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zero in the denominator

The existance of this definition falsifies it.
sin(pi/3)/0 = undefined
by Vamsi March 30, 2005
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demolish

to beat someone in a game of dissing
"Eww your face is ugly."
"Girl, don't come at me like that. I will DEMOLISH you."
by Morgan Leigh February 22, 2008
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