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i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.
by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021
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denise

A denise is with out a doubt the most gorgeous girl in the universe. She will do anything for her friends. If you have a denise as a friend, keep her, becuase losing her would be the worst possible thing that could ever happen. Denise's are the most amazing, fantastic, funny, and passionate girls ever. They are the best possible friend that you could ever ask for. Always willing to help you no matter what. If you are in need of anything, denise is the one to call. No matter what. They tend to be very shy, just take time to talk to her and get to know her you are guaranteed to love this rare beauty. Her personality is like a diamond amongst rocks. Not only is she beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has stunning curves, beautiful big eyes, and shiny brown hair. She is the best girlfriend a guy could ever want. To date her is comparable to heaven on earth. She is always give, never take. She is not one to take advantage of you, although she is often taken for advantage. She is not the most outgoing person and guys tend to get bored of her after just a little while. They dont give her a chance. Worst mistake ever. She is a Goddess in human form. Absolutely perfect in every way. If you find a denise, latch on for dear life. She is a life-long friend. Never let her go. Love her till the end. She is guaranteed to always be full of surprises. Usually they are very passionate about animals and nature as well.
I can't live without my denise.
To have a denise is to live happy.
by supergirl2126 February 24, 2010
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Denise

denise the person you need in your life shes the nicestes most genours person who is always there for you denise is not someone you can describe shes just too perfect and she will do whatever she can to cheer you up not to mention gorgues but denises are always not sharing how they feel just take some time to know her better to know her more please chrish denise forever shes there for you no matter what
boy "woah is that denise shes so beatiful "
by fluke21 May 24, 2017
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Denied

ooooohhhh! Denied!
by Pizzleonmynizzle October 18, 2003
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Lolocaust Denier

The single person in a group who rejects a joke as unfunny, while all others regard it as devastatingly funny and potentially capable of causing 6 million people to die of laughter.
Often someone who is generally considered to have a poor or weak sense of humour.
Phil: Dave didn't laugh once during that Flight of the Conchords show
Harry: I know man, what a lolocaust denier
by lbr11 May 20, 2011
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John Denver

One of the greatest Mucisians of all time wrote such great hits, as leaving on a Jet Plane, Country Roads, and Annie's song. In the 80s he'd testify against the fascists of the PMRC.
John Denvers songs are kick ass!
by Peter Irving October 10, 2008
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Denver Double Dip

When an individual goes an extended period of time without sexually gratifying oneself and then chooses to "Denver Double Dip" by masturbating twice within an hours time. In such situations, the first climax is generally reached quite quickly and with little stimulation needed. However, the second attempt is far more difficult and often requires the use of exotic imagery, including but not limited to; pornographic videos involving midgets and/or transsexuals.
"Let me tell you what, I was so horny that I decided to go for a "Denver Double Dip". The first time was so easy all I had to do was think about it and I went. However, round two of the double dip was much more challenging. I beat it until I was sore, the only thing that helped me reach climax were crazy videos of tranny's getting raw dogged by midgets."
by DDD - August 25, 2013
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