Delisha

she is the most posh person you will ever find. Prolly a 7th grader and is mean to all her friends.

"Delisha is such a posh kid"

by Daddyboy69 February 1, 2022

Hey There Delilah

A comfort song by Plain White T's.

Hey There Delilah is one of my favorite Plain White T's songs.

by JulieFayePrice January 24, 2021

Delilah

A white iPhone, known for her delays in sending texts causing a late reply and tremendous confusion. A homewrecker, friendship destroyer, slow, drugged phone who's wild and autocorrects your normal words into the weirdest trash. Although you hate her, you love her. She's your everything.

"I hate everything"
"That's not nice..."
"Except you"
"Took ya long enough"
"Sorry Delilah sent it late"

Or

"So I got a new vagina today"
"What¿?"
"Vacation*"
"Wtf"
"Va backup*"
"Ummm?"
"Vaccum!!! Dammit Delilah!"
"Delilah is high"

by Delilah__w September 1, 2013

Delilah

1) An entity not of this world, makes an occasional appearance at big events such as birthdays, housewarming parties and weddings. Complete and utter madness usually ensues upon it's arrival such as stripping and tackling. Similar to a praying mantis in that it will fuck a man and then rip it's head off. Is usually seen stumbling through banquet halls or leaving bars or parties throughout Chicago, its suburbs and many other metropolitan areas with shoes in hand and a pout on its face, mean mugging your ass if you call it by name. Do not approach it, do not attempt to negotiate with it, but most of all do NOT try to reason with it because you will most certainly not win. Also, it's tongue will most likely at some point end up trying to ease its way down your throat, and if you resist, it will tackle you. If you are in it's presence... please do not use flash photography. The second it sees the flash and knows it is being watched, it becomes violent.

Gina: "Why does my head hurt??"

Steph: "You encountered Delilah last night."

Erin: "What did I do last night??"

Mala: "Delilah made an appearance...."

Erin: "Fuck, I better call and apologize to people."

Cindy: "What was up with Erin at my wedding??"

Sarah: "That wasn't Erin, that was Delilah...."

Eddie: "What is Erin doing in this picture?? Why is she all pouty??"

Sap: "OMG, you captured Delilah in the wild!!!!"

by edster85 October 21, 2010

delisha

A light skin female, with baby hair edges, known to snatch people's boyfriends, girlfriends & best friends, known to be petty & throws shade

Delisha just snatched my boyfriend and best friend today

by Blah2short December 17, 2016

Delila

Hey there Delila,
Dayummmm gurlll. She is one of the most vivacious people on this earth. Her bright soul and thick curvaceous thighs dominate her traits and always be attracting everyone in her path . She walks in a room and everyone turns their heads. She’s always appreciated by the people around her even if she doesn’t know it. Her positivity has and will take her places as she keeps on thriving and is always meeting amazing people along the way. She’s a big adventurer and will be a awesome travel partner. She’s loyal and sweet but if you do her wrong she will NOT be bout that life and move on swiftly. She help others and make sure their talents don’t go unnoticed. Her aspirations and curiosity leads her to a various roads of adventure and prosperity. And shes always having a great time wherever she goes, no matter the vibe. At the end of the day, she a boss 💅🏾

Dayummmm...hey there Delila.

Your girl Delila is one fine biotch boi.

by Htd4 March 28, 2021

Delilah rock

A.M. hits from the 70s.

Those two lame chef's listen to Delilah Rock while crying away the emotional pains in their lives.

by Chef's ahoy November 29, 2019