Derping

When you're scared and coughing

Kevin was derping through his experience with lasers in a game

by thederpmister December 3, 2020

Derping

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

Derping

To be coughing and scared at the same time.

All that derping for nothing... it all worked out in the end.

by Dalektic December 3, 2020

derping

(v) to derp all over oneslef in a disgraceful manner; to be physically inadequate

"Now you're just derping all over yourself"

by Sherpadurpppay May 10, 2010