Ditza

An overall good person, great at fucking shit up, but still a good person. Ditza is the person you do not wanna fuck with their merciless and aggressive. Over all just a common person with a funny persona and agressive additude.

Person 1: Dude did you hear? Ditza beat up that thot that was talking shit to everyone.
Person 2: bitch had it comin tho

by britney445 September 25, 2014

dweitzel

(v): to flatulate frequently in one’s cubicle and office surrounding. Usually heightened following consumption of Mexican cuisine.

Related Terms:
Dweitzelitis (n): a disorder involving increased level of flatulence in a cubicle or an enclosed office space. Dweitzelitis can be caused by increased consumption of Mexican foods.
Call Dr. Drew to learn about other symptoms or for treatment.

While in the board meeting, Billy thought that he had to dweitzel, but defecated instead. His colleagues had berated him mercilessly.

Although he acted as though nothing had happened, Steven had been dweitzeling all day.

by Joellie & Kim June 2, 2006

dietzel

A pretzel made out of natural ketchup and filled with cheese. Quite delicious.

Yesterday at the football game, the concession stand was selling dietzels!! I almost peed.

by deetzlover November 10, 2011

Deitch

Someone with a big dick who is more than proud of it.

Popular German last name.

Hey dude, I can see the bulge in that guy's pants. Total Deitch.

by lalatatas June 16, 2014

Ditzkrieg

The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".

"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!

by Andreafdz June 19, 2008

deity

Noun. A heathen God.

I can see worshipping a golden calf, but Mike? Mike is no deity.

by Dyauspiter October 21, 2004

deities

Multiple gods or goddesses. Plural form of deity.

May be used to both refer to multiple gods of a singular religion (polytheism) or various gods or goddesses from multiple religions.

- Thor and Odin are Germanic/Norse pagan deities.

by Volta March 27, 2008