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immaculate defacation

Pooping after having not eaten since your last major poop.
"Yo, where's Jude?"
"He went to take another poop."
"None of us have eaten in the last 24 hours, and we all used the loo before leaving!"
"Bruh, it's an immaculate defacation!"
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get your defacation in order

"You better get your defacation in order before you get fired."
by The worst English student January 20, 2022
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deflecation

1) Combination of deflection and defecation.

2) Deflecting as much responsibility and accountability as possible to see what actually will stick.
My companies deflecation policies ended up with a big pile of feces on the carpet and very little sticking to the wall, metaphorically speaking.
by wcgman September 25, 2010
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defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
by ncinpa December 31, 2013
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Defication station

Any toilet, urinal, sink or bathtub thats good and clean enough to to take an emergency shit in.
Omg Ive gotta shit so bad. Any defication station will do at this point.
by Theshattalker March 19, 2017
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Defecation of character

Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.
I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.
by Muffinbuster69 February 24, 2019
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deflecation

The act of slinging bullshit in a vain and stupid attempt to divert attention away from a central issue.
Since Trump supporters can't defend his corruption, racism, and stupidity with actual arguments, they often resort to deflecation.
by FedUpVet February 14, 2019
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