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Sketch Detector

Noun: A device only attained by a select few of the elite. It's design is of alien technology and origin, but it's uses are vast on planet Earth. Main Uses Include: Detecting whether or not an individual is sketchy.

Note: When exposed to severe cases of Sketchyness the detector has been known to break from too much stress.
The rich man used his Sketch Detector to find out the girl he brought home was a triflin' ho.
by Hendro December 22, 2008
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apex defecator

A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.
Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator
by The Working Dead June 30, 2016
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frost detectors

Hey man, look at Christa's frost detectors, they could poke an eye out!
by monkeyjuice4824 August 25, 2008
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Timey-Whimey Detector

A machine that is used by the Doctor, in the BBC series Doctor who. It goes ding when there's stuff.
*Alien monster fish beast flies overhead a blue box*
*Man comes out of blue box and chases after it screaming Allons y*

Timey-Whimey Detector: "DING"
by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 22, 2010
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the defecators

The most kick ass awe-inspiring crime fighting duo of all time and continuance. That uses any and all nessesary tactics. including tag up attacks such as THE DEFECATION ANNIHILATION.


These super hero geniuses were the master brain childs of Dan Olson and Eric Kok.
Super Man aint got shit on the defecators.
by defecator January 24, 2004
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Erection Deflection

When something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. Going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.
The teacher's homework was a total erection deflection. Taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. Enos, why are you such an erection deflection? Oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.
by Bdon "BBFF" February 4, 2010
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dick deflator

something so vile or disgusting that it has the capacity to deflate the erection that you may have attained
Samantha looks hot, but the fungus on her beaver is a dick deflator.
by Sagrr October 7, 2007
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