desecrate

To profane, divert from sacred purpose.

The desecration of the depiction of the top religious leader.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

deficate

To take a shit or crap.

I deficated on my neighbor's front porch.

by Fetus Humper October 4, 2005

Defected

Meaning to be deformed and infected/Discusting

Chrissy is so fat and Defected

by XpDVio February 25, 2009

defecatious

To feel the urgent need to defecate, a.k.a. "take a dump", "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", often occurring after consuming a large meal.

After eating a pepperoni pizza and an entire cheesecake last night, I'm feeling quite defecatious this morning.

by Joe_Badger December 10, 2008

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

defecrastinating

Procrastinating while defecating, usually done while at work to avoid doing work.

Guy 1: "Sup bro, where have you been?"
Guy 2: "I was doing some serious defecrastinating. I surfed for the web for AT LEAST 40 minutes while I was on the john."

by runDMCD November 7, 2013

defuckate

The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.

{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!

by Telephony May 15, 2020