Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)

1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?

by Jake January 25, 2005

Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

Cattle Decapitation

this is an amazing death-grind band. the only way i can describe their music is like cannibal corpse, carcass, napalm death, and slayer all on steroids. and the vocalist, travis ryan, has seriously, the BEST exhales ever!!!!

oh man, i just listened to cattle decapitation!

dude, thats awesome!!!

i know, they're great!

by GeStAtIoN oF sMeGmA June 16, 2010

decap

On a message board, a thread or post regarding a topic that has already been posted by someone else. The word originated on the Golden Blab message board (on underdogsports.net), where multiple people posted a story about a drunk driver than accidentally decapitated his friend who was sticking his head out the window. Now anytime someone posts a topic that has already been posted, it is referred to as a decap, and replies to the repeat post simply a :decap avatar that is on that particular message board.

"I think I'm going to start a thread about whether IT should allow home ownership of Golden Tee machines."

"Dude, please don't, that is a total decap."

by TL1969 June 3, 2009

decatur, il

A hodank town in the middle of a corn field.... otherwise just another black hole

I got sucked into Decatur, IL and can't get out.

by isabelsmom27 May 7, 2015

Decepticon

The decepticons were military hardware built by the quintessons. Being programmed for war they typically fight to secure the land and wipe out the enemy. Sold to the highest bidder alien races bought them and used them as soldiers to win wars. They were also used by the quintessons as soldiers to watch over cybertron and protect the quintesson rulers. Alongside the quintesson guardian robots. The counter part to the decepticons were the peaceful autobots who were built to be workers. The autobots were consumer goods products for the quintessons. When transforners started gaining sentience, and started developing emotions, they started realizing they were slaves. An autobot named A3 who would later be known as Aloha Trion rose up as an autobot resistance leader. The Autobots and Decepticons united and overthrew their quintesson slave masters who had become abusive, petty and indifferent to the emotional needs of their slaves. The autobots established a democratic society. Unfourtunately being built and programmed for war this did not suit the Decepticons. Under the autobot rule they would become workers or just non violent peacekeepers. This contradicted the decepticons programmed instincts and their culture. In time the Decepticobs came to view the autobots as oppressors. If A3 could turn the Autobot slave brand into a symbol of freedom. The Decepticons would turn the decepticon badge into a symbol that represents that they are the rulers and will never be slaves again.

Those decepticons try to wipe us out and oppress us. But yet they think that living peacefully amongst us is a form of slavery or oppression. A decepticon only understands kill and take.

by Carjackercracker June 27, 2014

Extra Sensory Deception

Extra Sensory Deception - or ESD - is the sensation of your cell phone vibrating in your pocket or holster, even though it's not there.

I just had some Extra Sensory Deception. I reached into my pocket to answer my phone but it wasnt there. It was sitting on the desk across the room! Damn ESD!

by SkaWtT July 19, 2014